Thesauruses Make You Smell Smarter.

thecoffeemuggle:

band-candy:

thebuffster:

how-the-misery-begins:

i can’t breathe omg

this is simultaneously horrifying and hilarious

There are literally tears of laughter streaming down my face.

The best ever use of Dawn…period.

Forever reblog.

(Source: likeafuckingdrugdeal, via numfarsdanceofjoy)