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sashkash:

I was feeling kinda down these past few days due to the fact that I lost a whole bunch of sleep and my design final didn’t go as well as I hoped… 

So I figured the best way to cheer up would be making a Mystrade ballad (go figure) and then I saw Geo’s post and this happened:

[friendly warning I’m not a singer/guitar player - but for some reason I thought this was a good idea anyway]
 

I Kissed Mycroft/Lestrade [And I Liked It] Katy Perry cover

(Lestrade P.O.V)

This was never the way I planned

Not my division

But when I saw that umbrella in your hand

I Lost my discretion

It’s not what

I’m used to

Not how a DI should behave

I’m curious for you

Caught my attention

 

I kissed a Holmes and I liked it

I snogged him right at a crime scene

I kissed a Holmes just to try it

I hope Donovan don’t mind it

It felt so wrong

It felt so right

I’m with the government tonight

I kissed a Holmes and I liked it

I liked it

 

(Mycroft P.O.V)

Don’t be alarmed. It’s to do with sex…

And the Inspector

He’s my expiramental game

Just human nature

 

It’s not what

Politicians do

Not how they should behave

But when he split up

with his wife

My heart refused to obey

 

I kissed Lestrade and I liked it

Got caught by my brother’s flat mate

I kissed Lestrade just to try it

I hope Sherlock don’t mind it

It felt so wrong

It felt so right

The Ice Man’s in love tonight

I kissed Lestrade and I liked it

I liked it

 

(Lestrade P.O.V)

British Government so magical

Ginger hair, pink lips, so kissable

Hard to resist so touchable

Too good to deny it

Ain’t no big deal, it’s innocent

 

I kissed Mycroft and I liked it

I did it right at a crime scene

I kissed Mycroft just to try it

I hope my ex wife don’t mind it

It felt so wrong

It felt so right

I’m with the government tonight

I kissed Mycroft and I liked it

I liked it