So because I am a nice, understanding person, I’ve decided to make a primer long-haired Mads Mikkelsen post for her, AND ONLY FOR HER, NO OTHER REASON.
So this is normally the Mads hair I prefer:
You know, the “I just did a role and I had shorter hair with bangs for it, and now I’m on time off and I literally could not care less” hairstyle. Can’t blame a guy. He did, what, 3 movies a year before Hannibal, and now he does a movie with Hannibal? That’s a lot of time in hair and make up every single day.
But I suspect my darling Steflon actually means more like this:
You know, the rugged, manly, Aragorn-esque kind of hair that makes you want to just drag him by that hair to the nearest horizontal surface.
But wait! There’s more!
There’s a more advanced long-haired Mads level:
Which is mostly likely a wig. MOST LIKELY.
Because we now reach the EXTREME long-haired Mads Mikkelsen level:
I call this level the “pinterest hair” level, because goddamn, man, that is some fantastically thick, long, straight hair and you rock it. I don’t know if it’s yours or if it’s extensions woven in, but you make it work.
Because you’re worth it, Mads. Faaaaabulous.
Very few people can rock a french braid and a mountain man beard at the same time. damn that danish dynamite
what if bryan fuller replaced everyone with david bowie for an episode with zero explanation. david bowie as alana bloom. david bowie as kade purnell. david bowie as all eight of will’s dogs. all bowie, all the time.